Andy

August 1, 2013

Come get this Plush-ass queen Simmons Beautyrest out of my life

"So here's the deal: $150 and it's yours. No catch. Get this fucking mattress out of my life. It's a plush queen-sized Simmons Beautyrest. It's three years old- and feels like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud – even when you're unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater."

Come get this Plush-ass queen Simmons Beautyrest out of my life

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