Chickenhawks

From the Chickenhawk Database:

Name	Employer	Year Born	Relevant Conflict Avoided	Lame Excuse	Preferred Activity
Bush, George W	Citizenry	1946	Vietnam		A.W.O.L.
Cheney, Dick	Citizenry	1941	Vietnam		“had other priorities”
Hume, Britt	Faux TV	1943	Vietnam
Limbaugh, Rush	Radio	1951	Vietnam	anal cysts
Ashcroft, John	“Justice”	1942	Vietnam		teaching business ed
Kennedy, Arthur	Judge of sorts	1936	Vietnam		lawyering
Scalia, Antonin	Associate Justice		Vietnam
Starr, Ken	Persecutor	1947	Vietnam	psoriasis
Thomas, Clarence	Tool	1948	Vietnam
Gingrich, Newt	ex-US House (R-Ga.)	1943	Vietnam		attended grad school
Giuliani, Rudy	ex-Mayor, NYC	1944	Vietnam
Lott, Trent	Senate (R-Miss.)	1941	Vietnam		cheerleader
McConnell, Mitch	Senator (R-Ky.)	1942	Vietnam		lawyering
Quayle, Dan	Veep	1947	Vietnam		National Guard
Reagan, Ronald	Prez	1911	WWII		Hollywood
Blitzer, Wolf	CNN	1948	Vietnam
Buckley, Christopher	Unk.	1952	Vietnam
Forbes, Steve	News Baron	1947	Vietnam
Medved, Michael	Syndic?	1948	Vietnam	see “instead”	taught 3rd grade
O’Reilly, Bill	Faux TV	1949	Vietnam
Rivera, Geraldo	Faux TV	1943	Vietnam

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William Wallace

May 17, 2003

These Chikenhawks are not only cowards who are quite happy to send other men’s sons off to war, but they are as great a danger to democracy as any group in the U.S in living memory. I strongly believe that if we allow their Rank hypocracy to go unchecked we will live (or not be alive!) to regret it.

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