Andy

July 24, 2012

Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

The Onion writers are at their best when they translate their rage into scathing satire: 'The national fast food chain's trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce.'

Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

ATLANTA–As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values- the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its new Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu sandwich that would be on sale in all of the company'…