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My daddy Macromedia’s stock just dive bombed today. Buy it.

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Pollution: Blame it on bird shit.

Crisis averted. The apartment search has been called off. The number I’ve been calling for the past six weeks that I thought was my new realtor was really a graphic design firm’s fax number. A lot of this is my fault. I didn’t call the landlord since she’s never returned a message I’ve left. Plus […]

From: Brigitte Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 8:50 AM To: Karen; Andy Subject: Re: SSP = FUN I want you to know that the waxing was a disaster. Sally Hansen can go to hell because it was not E-Z.

It is now 6:18. I just got up from a nap. I am craving bruschetta like its my job.

Looked at three apartments in the past day. Put some dough down on one. I hope it goes through – a little more than I wanted to spend and mom and dad will fritz out when I tell them. But it is three blocks from Wrigley Field and minutes from the dance clubs and the […]

Taco Bell drops that ugly rat dog. You mean we’re not going to co-opt Che Guevera fascist imagery to sell tacos anymore?

This Friday is National Work at Home Day. Sponsored by Ikea.

I’m bored out of my mind today. I am really pissed off at my realtor because they haven’t called me back regarding the status of my apartment. They suck ass. I’ve called five times now. Fuckers. Never rent from Creative Design realty in Chicago. They’re incompetent. Assholes. I’m not bitter.