Category Archives: Sex

Chimera Twins: 2 Sperm, 1 Egg

Ron and I had it out a few weeks ago after a tense Nova special about twins if it was possible for 2 sperm to fertilize one egg (yes, we fight about Nova – sometimes I think the things we argue about are luxuries compared to what other couples argue over). Ron took it a step further to wonder if the mom was a skank if two different men could fertilize the same egg. I remain unconvinced since she’d have to be double-teaming pretty fast before the egg secretes the hormone that blocks all other sperm after fertilization. Or using some sort of batter blaster.

The journal Nature says the twins are identical on their mother’s side, but share only half their genes on their father’s side. They are the result of two sperm cells fertilising a single egg, which then divided to form two embryos – and each sperm contributed genes to each child.

And yes the only reason I know what chimera means is from Dungeons & Dragons. Don’t be smug, you only know it from X-Files.

Are All Republicans Really Gay?

Another week, another Republican asshole caught in flagrante delicto with a man, baby.

This time WA State Rep Richard Curtis who assures he’s not gay when he caught paying $1K for bareback buttsex with a male prostitute dressed in woman’s lingerie.

Curtis is married with children — and votes conservatively. He has voted against a domestic partnership bill, and a bill that would have outlawed discrimination based on sexual orientation. “This has been damaging to my family, and I don’t want to subject them to any additional pain that might result from carrying out this matter under the scrutiny that comes with holding public office.”

Let me fix that for you:

My actions have been damaging to my money-grubbing political career, and I don’t want to subject them to any additional pain that might result from subjecting my personal actions to the scrutiny and comparison to my legislative record that comes with holding public office.

Cue Malkin and the gang: How dare all those nasty liberal bloggers attack this man because of actions he does in his own privacy.

I honestly don’t care if he’s DVDA’ed by the Village People while dressed like Murphy Brown (coming soon from Titan), that is his private consensual sex life and he doesn’t need to be used to evaluate the options and equality he has in his own country – unless he makes the private sex lives of other citizens fair game and builds his career on fear-mongering lies to enrich his own big flappy gay poofy-pants pockets.

Well I guess a guy technical can’t be DVDA’ed but you know what I mean.

Millions Watch as Woman Sexually Assaulted on ‘Big Brother’

A woman passed out drunk on the popular reality TV show ‘Big Brother’. One of the other housemates, then proceed to stick his fingers in her vagina. And the cameras kept rolling.

Bezuidenhout lay down next to the comatose young woman and penetrated her vagina with his fingers. He carried on despite the pleas of another female housemate for him stop. Under the law in South Africa – where, on average, a woman is sexually assaulted every 40 seconds – such an act constitutes rape. Bezuidenhout, who is married, finally desisted and went off to sit by himself while drunkenly sniffing his fingers. At this point the producers of the show did intervene, sending paramedics into the house and cutting the live feed. Bezuindehout, defending his sexual behaviour in a show that has featured copious nudity, recently told his housemates, “Well, this is Africa.”

This was ‘Big Brother’ Africa. I wanted to leave that towards the end of the post. Did your reaction change?

Lap Dances in Nashville Illegal, Groups Sex Just Fine

Not sure how this affects my sister and brother-in-law:

Under Nashville’s Sexually Oriented Business ordinance—which began being enforced last year—any strip club or cabaret must comply with a rigorous set of guidelines that limit everything from a dancer’s proximity to a client (three feet) to the required height of a stage (at least 18 inches.) The SOB guidelines also require that dancers register with the city, have a criminal background check and get fingerprinted. Meanwhile, businesses where actual sexual activity is happening—such as Ménages or the Tennessee Social Club—are beyond the purview of the SOB board because they’re private clubs.

DoJ Wants Porn Star Registry

First they came for Titan and Ford…

The new rules, proposed under the Adam Walsh Child Safety and Protection Act, would require blue-movie makers to keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for the inspection of the department’s Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section. “The identity of every performer is critical to determining and ensuring that no performer is a minor,” according to the new proposal. The adult film industry plans to challenge the new rule as a violation of the First Amendment, said Paul Cambria, a lawyer for Hustler and other adult film companies. He sees it as a way to harass legitimate stag-film producers. “If they can’t get you for obscenity, they’ll get you for violating record-keeping,” he said. Such a violation would carry a five-year penalty.