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Category: Ron

  • Leg Shaving Among Straight Men

    Ron has a theory that more and more straight men are shaving their legs. I think he’s seen just two examples and it might not be a larger trend. Maybe everybody is suddenly a cyclist. I think journalists get entirely too much glee out of pronouncing JeanBenet with a French nasalized continuant ‘n’ sound. Like […]

  • Andymatic 017 Gay Podcast

    Andymatic 017 Gay Podcast Dr. Eric from drericsblog.com and I work out the world’s problems.

  • Ron's Takedown

    As the weather gets warmer, intolerance seems to settle in like a humid mist. Ron and some friends were walking on Briar and someone woman passed them and said Fucking faggots. Ron laid in to her and told her that she’s in the wrong neighborhood to be making those kinds of remarks and told her […]

  • Duck Duck Chicken

    Ron and I were having breakfast at Melrose a few days ago and the kids a the charter school across the street were playing Duck Duck Goose: Ron: What’s Duck Duck Goose? Andy: A bunch of kids get in a circle and one who is It has to walk around tagging each on the head […]

  • International Mister Leather 2006, Mick Powers, Reefer Madness

    (written last night, posted this morning) It has been a fun weekend. Last night Ron and I ended up throwing in my air conditioners and watching movies all day. We went to the gym in the morning (chest) and then had lunch at Ricebox and came home and broke out the power tools to install […]

  • The Little Red Riding Hood Who Cried Wolf in Sheep's Clothing in the Sheep House

    Ron: You know honey, it’s like in Little Red Riding Hood where she hears about the wolf in the sheep house. Me: There’s no such thing as a sheep house. (Is he thinking ‘fox in a hen house’?) Ron: And Little Red Riding Hood hears about the wolf wearing sheep’s clothing and runs to grandma’s […]

  • Hotcakes

    Ron had a dream that my book sold over 2 million copies. I did some quick math and I think that’d be about 6 million dollars in royalties: Ron: Wow. Your book would be selling like pancakes. Andy: Hotcakes, honey. Hotcakes. Ron: (wandering to kitchen to hunt for snacks) What is hotcakes? Sometimes it’s like […]

  • Chased

    One way that Ron entertains me is to purposefully mispronounce words. I asked him what he’s going to work on at the gym: RON: I’m gonna work on my legs and chaste. ME: So your going to work on your pake-terals? RON: Yep. My chaste. So juvenile and yet it makes me giggle like a […]

  • Happy Anniversary Ron

    4 years ago, Ron and I had our first date. A week later the world ended. But then got better. Or worse. Or about that same. Happy anniversary my dear!

  • Ron and Kitty 2

    ron_and_kitty Originally uploaded by andymatic. Another one.