Category: Funnies

Myke has a real gem: Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach “Y’allbonics” in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Vocabulary includes: HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: “Heidi, hire yew?” FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: […]

Matt posted on Craiglist a rant to the crack addicts that keep stealing his motorcycle’s sparkplugs to make a crack pipe: Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I’ve heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don’t understand is, YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON’T YOU […]

Blasphemy: (via Low-Carb Blog) Krispy Kreme is jumping on the low-carb bandwagon. The sweet treat company is creating a low-sugar doughnut. Krispy Kreme hopes that the low-carb alternative will attract dieter and diabetics.

The funniest faux commercial ever (QuickTime movie) for Nutrigrain. Another film asks the question: Someone, please think of the pinatas!

I must hear some version of this spiel once a month, generally from some self-consciously leftie male between the ages of sixteen and twenty-two desperate to prove his authenticity, present his down-with-the-people, fuck-the-Man bona fides. This despite the fact that Ikea was explicitly founded on the premise of providing well-designed furniture to the masses at […]

Survey inspired by Sam (he got it from Terrance who got it from Bejata): 1. Do you expect to receive a Valentine?s Day wish from someone special this year? Not especially. I see V-day as just one more fabricated celebration to sell slave-made chocolate and overprice cardboard. Though I’m sure Ron and I will go […]