Category Archives: Funnies

Astro the Viking

Astro and Downy just had another schoolgirl paw-slapping fight.

Again, Astro pulls back a paw and he’s got a wad of Downy fur in in his claws (don’t worry: Downy is long hair and so remains unscathed).

Astro then stares down Downy and eats Downy’s fur in front of him.

That is some Viking, Vlad-the-Impaler, Dr. Lecter, Aztec bullshit right there, folks.

Gayest. IM. Evar.

Andy: oh oh – the Junior Vasquez remix of [Britney Spears song] Piece of Me is quite good

(pause)

Sam: andy that is quite possibly the gayest thing you’ve ever said to me

andy: Could be. gayer: I bought it on iTUnes.

Sam: hahaha

Andy: gayer: I listened to it at the gym.

(pause)

Andy: gayer: as I did incline flies

Sam: you are a gay explosion

Andy: gayer: while on creatine

Sam: good god man

andy: but unfortunately I was not wearing my short shorts

Sam: lol

Hitler Took Strychnine Pills for Chronic Farts

Well this explains everything doesn’t it?

 

Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the F├╝hrer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.

Short, dark haired, dark eyed and had chronic farts? He dreamt of being an Aryan with a stable stomach.