Astro and Downy just had another schoolgirl paw-slapping fight.
Again, Astro pulls back a paw and he’s got a wad of Downy fur in in his claws (don’t worry: Downy is long hair and so remains unscathed).
Astro then stares down Downy and eats Downy’s fur in front of him.
That is some Viking, Vlad-the-Impaler, Dr. Lecter, Aztec bullshit right there, folks.
Via Reddit. Original link.
For those that need reading glasses. It says ‘Fuck the police.’
Andy: oh oh – the Junior Vasquez remix of [Britney Spears song] Piece of Me is quite good
Sam: andy that is quite possibly the gayest thing you’ve ever said to me
andy: Could be. gayer: I bought it on iTUnes.
Andy: gayer: I listened to it at the gym.
Andy: gayer: as I did incline flies
Sam: you are a gay explosion
Andy: gayer: while on creatine
Sam: good god man
andy: but unfortunately I was not wearing my short shorts
From The Onion archives in 1997: (click through for very funny photo)
Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts: “In the case of collision, it would appear that the neckbelts have a detrimental effect on overall passenger safety,” read a statement released by the company Monday. The recall, the most expensive in Chrysler’s history, goes into effect early next week.
Well this explains everything doesn’t it?
Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.
Short, dark haired, dark eyed and had chronic farts? He dreamt of being an Aryan with a stable stomach.