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Quiz: How well do you know Wisconsin words?
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Net neutrality finally dies at ripe at ripe old age of 45
Goddamit. Net neutrality finally dies at ripe at ripe old age of 45 The FCC will announce tomorrow that ISPs can charge for premium service.
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Tech CEO Who Allegedly Hit His Girlfriend 117 Times Avoids Jail And Plans A $100 Million IPO
"Dragging her from the bed to the floor; Covering her mouth with his hand to obstruct her breathing; Hitting her in the lower body approximately 15 times; Hitting her in the head while holding his other hand over her mouth; Threatening to kill her; Confining her to a bed by force and fear" Tech CEO […]
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How to cope when your dream job goes wrong.
The badassery that is the Pamela Slim Express continues right into the Wall Street Journal! How to cope when your dream job goes wrong. After years of planning and preparing- you finally land your dream job–and discover you don't like it. What now?
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Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins
When we are at a dance party and I can't remember someone's name I always start with "Kevin? David? Michael?" Usually that gets it right 80% of the time. Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins WASHINGTON–A report released Wednesday by the United Nations revealed that the U.S. continues to lead the […]
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The most expensive lottery ticket in the world
'No Exit' is also a play by Sartre about three people who detest each other trapped in a room in hell. The most expensive lottery ticket in the world The real winners are the happy and well-paid engineers- enjoying their lives and their youth while working for great companies like Google. In the world of […]
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Top Catholic official: It's OK to deny women healthcare because "all you have to do is walk into…
This is why old celibate men should not make reproductive policy. Top Catholic official: It's OK to deny women healthcare because "all you have to do is walk into… Surprise! New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan knows nothing about birth control VIDEO
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Life Sentences: The Grammar of Clickbait!
"The key element in these titles is the relationship between the first sentence and the second. The first is relatively traditional- while the second sentence is short- annoyingly informal- and conspiratorial. … The second sentence is intentionally vague: click here to finish the thought- answer the question- solve the riddle!" Life Sentences: The Grammar of […]
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Avg American Consuming 4 Oz of Cheese RIGHT NOW
Headline of the day from The Onion: Avg American Consuming 4 Oz of Cheese RIGHT NOW COLLEGE PARK- MD–According to a report released Monday by researchers at the University of Maryland School of Public Health- the average American is currently eating 4 oz.
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Powdered Alcohol Is Officially A Thing In The United States
I predict this is will be our next teenage moral panic. Powdered Alcohol Is Officially A Thing In The United States Alcohol is primarily known as a liquid- but it can also be whipped- solidified- and practically vaporized. But now it's available in powdered form — a product called "Palcohol" that was just approved by […]