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Category Archives: Crime
Kid Throws Bleach in Face of Movie-Shushing Mom
During a screening of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince she asked a gang of at least five teenagers to stop making a noise.West Yorkshire Police said two of the group followed the family to a nearby restaurant after the screening and threw bleach over the mum’s head and back. via UK News
Denver Parents Fight Over Which Gang Their Son Should Join
Dear parents, you obviously are too goddamn stupid to have a reproductive system. Please hand your penis and vagina to your proctor on the way out. Nope, it isn’t an Onion headline: His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The […]
#1 Tattoo Not to Have When Arrested
Via Reddit. Original link. For those that need reading glasses. It says ‘Fuck the police.’
Compulsive Gambler Sues Casinos
She’s a lawyer. Arelia Margarita Taveras says she was even allowed to bring her dog, Sasha, to the blackjack tables, sitting in her purse. But her gambling spun out of control: She said she would go days at a time at the tables, not eating or sleeping, brushing her teeth with disposable wipes so she […]
Guys Wins $5.15M Jackpot; Manager Unplugs Slot Machine
Speaking of dry heaves: Shortly after putting a $20 bill into one of the machines, Paulson said he hit the jackpot. “Next thing I know there’s bells and whistles going off, the place is going crazy,” he said. The machine indicated he’d won $5.15 million; but as the quarters began to pour from the machine, […]
7 Ounce Mini-Gun Fires 4.5mm Bullets
The SwissMiniGun is the size of a key fob but fires tiny 270mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range. Officially the world’s smallest working revolver, the gun is being marketed as a collector’s item and measures just 2.16 inches long (5.5cm). It can fire real 4.53 bullets up to a range of 367ft […]
Pope’s Mistress Hid His Dead Body, Looted the Palace
Via Wikipedia: Olimpia Maidalchini was notorious for guarding access to Innocent X, and utilizing it to her own financial benefit. In fact, after the death of Innocent X, Maidalchini removed treasures from the papal palace for three days, while the pontiff’s body was hidden in a corner.
Millions Watch as Woman Sexually Assaulted on ‘Big Brother’
A woman passed out drunk on the popular reality TV show ‘Big Brother’. One of the other housemates, then proceed to stick his fingers in her vagina. And the cameras kept rolling. Bezuidenhout lay down next to the comatose young woman and penetrated her vagina with his fingers. He carried on despite the pleas of […]
Chicago Police Department Steeped in Blood
Videotapes of angry officers savagely beating civilians and charges that a murder plot was hatched within an elite special operations unit have Chicago’s troubled police department reeling again. The biggest shock came Wednesday when federal prosecutors charged special operations officer Jerome Finnigan with planning the murder of another member of the unit to keep him […]