Carving the Korma

Two consultants of mid-East Asian descent showed up for a meeting and someone asked:

How was your holiday? Do you celebrate – uh – I’m not sure how Americanized are you? Heh.

Oh my God. I just heard my sister scream in Nashville.

And then earlier in a meeting someone else was relaying a conversation and saying what this firm in India had said in clipped British Colonial 7-11 dialect.

Eek.