ELAINE: How would you like it if someone told YOU the truth?
GEORGE: Like what? What could they say?
ELAINE: There are plenty of things to say.
GEORGE: Like what? I’m bald? What is it specifically? Is, is there an odor I’m not aware of? Give me one.
ELAINE: You are very careful with money.
GEORGE: I’m cheap? You think I’m CHEAP? How could you say that to me? I can’t believe this. How could you say that to me? I mean I’m not really working right now. When I was working I spent baby.
Sometimes I think I’m cheap. Like I have two air conditioners – one in the main room with my computer and one in the bedroom. I only want to have one on at a time. I think it is wasteful to have both on at the same time. Same with cranking down the AC so it is so cold you have to have a blanket. Maybe it is too much reading about peak oil.