CA Gov Candidate Promises to Create Pedophile Island

Trying to think of a joke involving a smoke monster:

As governor I will introduce legislation to impose mandatory expulsion of convicted pedophiles from the State of California as a condition of release from prison.

Pedophiles in the State of California will have three (3) choices:

1.     Leave our State of California permanently;

2.     Live on Santa Rosa Island (a self supporting community for pedophiles and sexual offenders);

3.     Remain in prison for life;

via Child Safety.