Trying to think of a joke involving a smoke monster:
As governor I will introduce legislation to impose mandatory expulsion of convicted pedophiles from the State of California as a condition of release from prison.
Pedophiles in the State of California will have three (3) choices:
1. Leave our State of California permanently;
2. Live on Santa Rosa Island (a self supporting community for pedophiles and sexual offenders);
3. Remain in prison for life;
via Child Safety.