Buy Your Own Crackpipe

Matt posted on Craiglist a rant to the crack addicts that keep stealing his motorcycle’s sparkplugs to make a crack pipe:

Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I’ve heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don’t understand is, YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON’T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE? I am an engineer… I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop.

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Published by <span class='p-author h-card'>Andy</span>

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.