Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I’ve heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don’t understand is, YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON’T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE? I am an engineer… I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop.
Matt posted on Craiglist a rant to the crack addicts that keep stealing his motorcycle’s sparkplugs to make a crack pipe: