Bush’s Proudest Moment: Catching a Fish

Not liberating Iraq.

Not ‘smoking them outta their holes.’

Not bringing freedom and democracy to the rest of the world.

Nope. None of these makes George W. Bush smile like a just-farted baby:

“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake,” he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.

In other news, Bush is calling his undeclared, unending, unwinnable War on Terror World War III.

3 thoughts on “Bush’s Proudest Moment: Catching a Fish

  1. AustinTX

    His artificially pre-stocked lake? I bet the secret service bait his hook for him, and they had navy divers secretly hook the fish on his line and give it a tug. He actually doesn’t remember catching the fish because he was soused at the time.

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  3. Fate

    bush is an idiot he could not find his rear with both hands and a map i would no sooner trust this reject with a potato gun that running this country cause he is running it into the ground like his old man a bunch of war hungry people and fyi this war is about oil, oil, and oh yeah democracy oh no wait just about oil stop acting like you care about iraq we run low on oil again oh crap next up iran i bet bush and his party did not plan this one out either bs i can’t wait till bush leaves cause then he can never curse this country again and be elected president and if that ever does happen i am going to cananda cause no way in hell i am putting up with his stupidity another 4 years

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