Someone emailed this to me and I searched in on Google News which labels the source as satire. Not true, but if only it were!
In a great gaffe, Bush was talking about the process of electing a new Pope.
If Iraq held free elections, why can’t Vatican City? Allowing a bunch of cardinals to elect the new pope in secret is catamount to letting the Supreme Court pick the president in this country. I’ve been appointed president and I’ve been elected president. I should know.