Brandon Lee, Aaliyah and Brandy

(we’re watching the beginning of The Crow)

Andy: You know that Brandon Lee is Bruce Lee’s son.

Ron: No he is not!

Andy: Yes he is.

Ron: You know he got killed on the set.

Andy: Yes. He got shot by a gun that had blanks.

Ron: No, it wasn’t an accident.

Andy: Honey. Really.

Ron: No really. It’s just like Brandy. She got killed in that plane crash.

Andy: Brandy? (pause) You mean Aaliyah in that Vampire Interview movie.

Ron: No. Brandy’s dead.

Andy: Queen of the Damned.

Ron: Right.

Andy: That was Aaliyah. Brandy’s not dead. We just saw her on TV the other day. You’re thinking Aaliyah.

Ron: Wikipetey it!

Andy: I don’t have to.

(later)

Ron: Can I get a bridge on my nose?

Andy: No.

Ron: What if I got eye surgery to Westernize my eyes.

Andy: No.

Ron: I want to look like Jessica Simpson’s eyes. (stares at me wide eyed  and vacant)

Andy: Yeah. She always looks so surprised. Like Patrick Swayze’s eye lift.


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3 responses to “Brandon Lee, Aaliyah and Brandy”

  1. JB Avatar

    “Wikipetey”

    Hahahahaha! Oh, that made me laugh!

  2. David Avatar

    This is book material…

  3. Camy Mickens Avatar

    Aaliyah and Brandy r the best female singers out there.

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