(we’re watching the beginning of The Crow)
Andy: You know that Brandon Lee is Bruce Lee’s son.
Ron: No he is not!
Andy: Yes he is.
Ron: You know he got killed on the set.
Andy: Yes. He got shot by a gun that had blanks.
Ron: No, it wasn’t an accident.
Andy: Honey. Really.
Ron: No really. It’s just like Brandy. She got killed in that plane crash.
Andy: Brandy? (pause) You mean Aaliyah in that Vampire Interview movie.
Ron: No. Brandy’s dead.
Andy: Queen of the Damned.
Andy: That was Aaliyah. Brandy’s not dead. We just saw her on TV the other day. You’re thinking Aaliyah.
Ron: Wikipetey it!
Andy: I don’t have to.
Ron: Can I get a bridge on my nose?
Ron: What if I got eye surgery to Westernize my eyes.
Ron: I want to look like Jessica Simpson’s eyes. (stares at me wide eyed and vacant)
Andy: Yeah. She always looks so surprised. Like Patrick Swayze’s eye lift.