In regards to the recent renaming of Comiskey Park to now U.S. Cellular Park (for a cool $57 million), I looked up ‘baseball nobody gives a fuck‘ in Google and stumbled on this great page:
These Mountain Dew commercials. Forgot My Dew. Oh quit your fucking bitching. Nobody gives a fuck. I’m going to give you a massive headwound with a fucking hammer if you don’t shut the fuck up and then go drown yourself. This dipshit, driving in his cockgobble car, and flips to get his drink, then drinks it while upside down. For one, this amateur dipshit can’t even get the fucking drink in his mouth. What a fucking dumbfuck.
And I think I’m a trashmouth.