I like the part where being gay is worse than drunk driving. From Metafilter:
It’s one thing to loathe yourself (and a sign of mental illness if it’s over something that isn’t shameful, like being gay–hell, that’s like hating yourself because you ended up “too short” or “too tall”). It’s another to loathe others like you despite their accepting and celebration of the thing you hate, and actively work to make their lives miserable. That takes a psychopath.