Back to School Fashion: Tween Whore

Who knew the Paris Hilton South Park would be so prescient?

Lolita’s Closet: Unbearably trampy back-to-school clothes.

Don’t these idiot kids realize the most fetishized and sexualized clothing they could ever possibly wear is a Catholic schoolgirl outfit? Have we learned nothing?

Did I use the word prescient right?


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  1. JB Avatar

    The local favourite of teen slappers is a short black jacket with a fluffy sort of ruff effort on it. For some bizarre reason, virtually every foul-mouthed, bad-attitude, virtually-non-existently-parented young antisocial girlie sports one. It’s like a badge of bitchery. I think the bit that fascinates me is the way they think they’re expressing their individuality…by wearing the same outfit as every one of their peers.

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