Author: admin

  • Pollution: Blame Birds

    Pollution: Blame it on bird shit.

  • Crisis Averted

    Crisis averted. The apartment search has been called off. The number I’ve been calling for the past six weeks that I thought was my new realtor was really a graphic design firm’s fax number. A lot of this is my fault. I didn’t call the landlord since she’s never returned a message I’ve left. Plus […]

  • Sally Hansen E-Z Wax

    From: Brigitte Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 8:50 AM To: Karen; Andy Subject: Re: SSP = FUN I want you to know that the waxing was a disaster. Sally Hansen can go to hell because it was not E-Z.

  • thursday, july 20

    It is now 6:18. I just got up from a nap. I am craving bruschetta like its my job.

  • Looked at three apartments in

    Looked at three apartments in the past day. Put some dough down on one. I hope it goes through – a little more than I wanted to spend and mom and dad will fritz out when I tell them. But it is three blocks from Wrigley Field and minutes from the dance clubs and the […]

  • Taco Bell drops that ugly

    Taco Bell drops that ugly rat dog. You mean we’re not going to co-opt Che Guevera fascist imagery to sell tacos anymore?

  • This Friday is National Work

    This Friday is National Work at Home Day. Sponsored by Ikea.

  • I'm bored out of my

    I’m bored out of my mind today. I am really pissed off at my realtor because they haven’t called me back regarding the status of my apartment. They suck ass. I’ve called five times now. Fuckers. Never rent from Creative Design realty in Chicago. They’re incompetent. Assholes. I’m not bitter.

  • 'I asked my mom and

    “I asked my mom and my sister to dampen their hair, put towels on and stand against a section of white wall in our living room. What I did not anticipate were the two women who stood before me — the same face, one weathered with wisdom, the other untried, both of theM bare, waiting […]

  • I need to switch to

    I need to switch to Eudora since researchers discovered a method that allows vandals to take control of a PC simply by sending an e-mail.