Author Archives: Andy

“I can’t write anymore, I’m crying so much…I wish I never had her…and I hope one day I wake up to find she died in her sleep.”

“But let me try to put down three reasons that to my mind drives their agenda. Food. Oil. Trade.”

“They are extending the popular tropes that suggest claims of racism are really rooted in ‘excess sensitivity’ and ‘weakness.’

“He actually understands and practices the art of the motherfucking deal.”

“We’re fixating on Donald Trump and portraying him as an anomaly, not as the culmination of long-term trends in his party. “

“You can’t negotiate substance with the GOP because refusing to negotiate was the substance.”

from /r/TropicalWeather: “What’s that? You’re upset that, although decades of wonderous and dedicated scientific advancement allowed you to sit in your underwear at home and track with fairly good precision what was, for thousands of years of human existence, an unpredictable force of nature chalked up by our ancestors to the acts of angry gods? […]

From /r/bestlegaladvice: “And here’s a cool church with a diverse, mixed group of parishioners, young and old, black and white, where “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” “Great! I like what I see and I want to […]

“He clocked Morton Downey Jr’s shtick, put it in a suit and tie and sat it behind a desk in a room with bookcases and flags and called it Rush Limbaugh.”

It’s like a big gay leather prom.