An Older Man, A Younger Woman

Finding a great harvest of Twilight snark. Here’s more:

You know, when I’m a 300 year old vampire (it’s going to happen, just wait), I just know that above and beyond anything I’m going to want a deep, meaningful connection – the kind of connection that can only be formed with a 16 year old girl. For sure.

via WE SUPPORT THE CULLEN DIET! …EAT US!! | MetaFilter.