6 Ways to Ruin A Date In Just 5 Words

  1. Wow, you’re fatter in person.
  2. I write erotica for children.
  3. I can smell your ass.
  4. Anyone else know you’re here?
  5. You decided to wear that?
  6. Oh shit, that’s my wife.

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Image from the double date scene from The Fisher King.