50 Go Blind Staring at Sun Looking for Virgin Mary

Darwinism in action:

At least 50 people in Kottayam district have reportedly lost their vision after gazing at the sun looking for an image of Virgin Mary. Though alarmed health authorities have installed a signboard to counter the rumour that a solar image of Virgin Mary appeared to the believers, curious onlookers, including foreign travellers, have been thronging the venue of the ‘miracle’.

Yes, that will help things. A sign to tell people not to stare directly into a fucking fireball. At least here in Chicago we find our virgins under overpasses, tortillas or toast.