Month: November 2014
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Four Post-Apocalyptic Seinfeld Scenes
“These zombies are making me thirsty.”
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What Growing Old Feels Like
“Have you ever been in a hot shower when the water ran cold?”
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The Backstory on Kindle Unlimited
“Kindle Unlimited is the garbage dump that charges readers a $10/month fee.”
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Don't Tell Depressed People They Aren't Trying Hard Enough
What not to say to someone dealing with clinical depression: “Everything becomes a chore, even things you previously enjoyed, and chores become monumental feats of willpower. Food doesn’t taste good any more, and you don’t actually enjoy eating your favorite foods, but you know you need to eat because otherwise you’ll die, and that would […]
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The Xenomorph Was Trying to Save Jonesy
“His last thoughts are of the small orange cat who took a chance on a kid in the wrong part of town.”