Month: November 2009

  • United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood

    For Ron Zamora- Randy J Stone- Dustin Fogle and everybody else… United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood CHICAGO–Despite a number of setbacks- we've found the most efficient way to stack them is to start with a base of large ones and then put down a layer of medium ones- before filling in […]

  • Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

    Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck An honors student died in the crash today- leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

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  • Senate, White House Strip Freedom of Press

    Whittling away: The White House, key senators and media representatives have reached a compromise on legislation to protect reporters from being forced to disclose their confidential sources in federal court. Senate supporters of the so-called media shield bill said Friday that the deal gives the government authority to override those rights in certain national security […]

  • LHC is Back On Like Donkey Kong

    Nerds rejoice: Second chance for Large Hadron Collider to deliver universe’s secrets

  • Adult Film Producers Jailed

    It’s okay to rape, it’s okay to murder, it’s okay to puke and shit. Just don’t mix them together: Maybe Janet Romano should have drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old.  In fact, the 31-year-old porn auteur, 
whose credits as a director include Pain and Suffering, I Love to Hurt You, Cannibalism, and Sexual Intrusive Dysfunctional Society […]