Month: October 2009

  • Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows | The Onion – America's Fin

    Hinckley-worthy. Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows | The Onion – America's Fin Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

  • How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son | The Onion – America's Finest New

    How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son | The Onion – America's Finest New Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

  • Alert: SyFy to Run Original 'V' on Sunday

    Dirty Diana: Beginning at 1 PM on Syfy, revisit the original 1983 miniseries about aliens invading Earth and the humans trying to stop the takeover. Both parts are showing, and are immediately followed by 1984’s sequel miniseries, V:The Final Battle, picking up with L.A. alien fighters. via The Original V Series Return To Your Screens

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    Yay! I'm leading a lunchtime Q/A at the Supergenius conference! gaspedal.com You can be a word of Mouth Supergenius!

  • McDonald’s Evacuates Iceland

    Back to that natural Viking way of eating: ‘Iceland’s McDonald’s Corp. restaurants will be closed at the end of the month after the collapse of the krona eroded profits at the fast-food chain, McDonald’s franchise holder Lyst ehf said. McDonald’s in Iceland, which imports most of the ingredients it uses in its meals, will shut […]

  • Asshole Beacons Enable Yuppies to Whine in the Wilderness

    Last month two men and their teenage sons tackled one of the world’s most unforgiving summertime hikes: the Grand Canyon’s parched and searing Royal Arch Loop. Along with bedrolls and freeze-dried food, the inexperienced backpackers carried a personal locator beacon — just in case. In the span of three days, the group pushed the panic […]

  • Rinse- repeat: Obama admin aggressively defending DADT in co…

    "Obama has directed its Justice Department to file an extraordinary motion to get Log Cabin Republicans' lawsuit against the 'Don't Ask- Don't Tell' law thrown out of court- despite a federal judge's ruling that it can proceed." Rinse- repeat: Obama admin aggressively defending DADT in co… In a move consistent with other contradictory behavior on […]

  • Mental Illness and Fatal Attraction

    Glenn Close writes: The original ending of Fatal Attraction actually had Alex commit suicide. But that didn’t “test” well. Alex had terrified the audiences and they wanted her punished for it. A tortured and self-destructive Alex was too upsetting. She had to be blown away. So, we went back and shot the now famous bathroom […]

  • Learning to Love Insider Trading

    Oh, fuck off Wall Street Journal: Insider trading is impossible to police and helpful to markets and investors. Parsing the difference between legal and illegal insider trading is futile—and a disservice to all investors. Far from being so injurious to the economy that its practice must be criminalized, insiders buying and selling stocks based on […]