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Month: April 2008

  • Ron is Just Fine

    Ron is home and on occupational leave (I told him that sitting home and getting paid for it is the equivalent of the American Dream). He’ll have to be certified by a doctor to be put back into service. A slight limp and I’m yelling at him every time he walks or gets up. The […]

  • Pentagon Can't Account for Trillions

    So wait a minute. Estimates are showing that by the time no-bid contracts have bled the Treasury dry and we’ve given the worst possible care to returning veterans that the Iraq occupation will cost $3 trillion (and let in a few hundred of the millions of displaced Iraqis into the country). But it turns out […]

  • Ron Injured Mid-Flight

    The flight Ron was on encountered sudden turbulence and the plane flipped 90 degrees three times. He injured his knee and was taken to the hospital and another flight attend had her head cut open. They dropped so fast the beverage cart hit the ceiling. He’s on crutches now and is coming back from Denver […]

  • Americans Don't Think It'll Get Better

    via Krugman in the New York Times: The Survey Research Center of the University of Michigan has been tracking American economic perceptions since the 1950s. On Friday the center released its latest estimate of the consumer sentiment index — and it was a stunner. Americans are more pessimistic about their situation than they have been […]

  • Denver Parents Fight Over Which Gang Their Son Should Join

    Dear parents, you obviously are too goddamn stupid to have a reproductive system. Please hand your penis and vagina to your proctor on the way out. Nope, it isn’t an Onion headline: His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The […]

  • someecards.com | ecards for when you care enough to hit send | most popular

    Very funny electronic greeting cards (via TechCrunch). 'When work feels overwhelming- remember that you're going to die' someecards.com | ecards for when you care enough to hit send | most popular Someecards.com is possibly to probably the best site on the Web for free- funny ecards. We have greeting cards for every occasion – from […]

  • Lies I've told my 3 year old recently

    Lies I've told my 3 year old recently Raul Gutierrez on life and photography.