Andymatic

Month: May 2007

  • Jordin Sparks is Obese?

    She ain’t obese: she’s a tall, thick, Amazon, sexy, sasquatch that can sing and once she gets a few more years will have the emotional base for a long long career. This lady is an idiot. Thanks God Melinda or Lakisha didn’t win (granted Lakisha probably is probably technically obese but at the same time […]

  • Obama: Check Your Voicemail

    Give me a fucking break. I call Obama’s office in DC to call in support for stopping this stupid hellhole of a war immediately: voicemailbox is full.

  • 10 Baseballers Gang-Rape 17-Year-Old Woman Leaving DNA Evidence and Eye Witnesses = Insufficient Evidence

    From Mother Jones: The rape occurred March 3 at a wild, off-campus party hosted by a member of the DeAnza College men’s baseball team in San Jose, California. Three partygoers, members of the school’s women’s soccer team, said they saw a young girl on a mattress on the floor, clothes around her ankles and vomit […]

  • Olbermann on the Democrats Rolling Over on Iraq Timetables

    Thank you. Few men or women elected in our history—whether executive or legislative, state or national—have been sent into office with a mandate more obvious, nor instructions more clear: Get us out of Iraq. … You, the men and women elected with the simplest of directions—Stop The War—have traded your strength, your bargaining position, and […]

  • Pawleys Island Youngster Complete Idiot

    We used to go to Pawleys Island, South Carolina every summer for vacation when we were kids. One week at a quiet rustic island. Then there’s the science fair at the local Christian Academy: [A]n eighth-grade student who won first place in the Life Science/Biology category for his project “Creation Wins!!!,” says he disproved part […]

  • Florida Bans Electronic Voting Machines

    One small step: Florida has abruptly reversed course after the debacle of the 2006 election and banned electronic voting devices from all state elections. Florida was at the forefront of the electronic voting revolution after the disaster that was 2000 where Russia considered Florida a backwards democracy. However, since 2000 the machines themselves have been […]

  • Twin Skanks Fight Over Custody of Mom-Skank's Baby

    Someone call Springer: Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don’t know which is which. Or who is who. The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex […]

  • Gay Flamingos Adopt Orphaned Chick

    Yay! A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday. Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in […]

  • Iraq Troops to Double By Christmas

    But it isn’t an escalation: The Bush administration is quietly on track to nearly double the number of combat troops in Iraq this year, an analysis of Pentagon deployment orders showed Monday. The actions could boost the number of combat soldiers from 52,500 in early January to as many as 98,000 by the end of […]

  • Supreme Court Rules: Wrongful Searches at Gunfight? Sucks to Be You

    Another brick in the wall… The Hudson case basically gave police carte blanche to violate the knock-and-announce rule without having to worry about application of the exclusionary rule. This case says that innocent civilians should have to bear the humiliating, terrifying, and possibly dangerous costs of mistakes made by agents of the state. It’s a […]