Andymatic

Month: November 2006

  • Brandon Lee, Aaliyah and Brandy

    (we’re watching the beginning of The Crow) Andy: You know that Brandon Lee is Bruce Lee’s son. Ron: No he is not! Andy: Yes he is. Ron: You know he got killed on the set. Andy: Yes. He got shot by a gun that had blanks. Ron: No, it wasn’t an accident. Andy: Honey. Really. […]

  • Dear Paula Zahn,

    I don’t give a shit about Tom and Katie. Hugs, Andy p.s.  A much more exciting story is the rumors that Tom carries a genetic marker to sire cyclops babies or that Nicole was really an XY-chromosome woman.

  • Quiverfull Movement Reminds Us Women Are Baby Factories for Jeebus

    (via Feministing) Quiverfull parents try to have upwards of six children. They home-school their families, attend fundamentalist churches and follow biblical guidelines of male headship–"Father knows best"–and female submissiveness. They refuse any attempt to regulate pregnancy. Yes, ladies your womb is a weapon! I wonder what Nancy Pelosi is wearing today…

  • Glenn Beck Fucks Dogs

    To welcome our first-ever Muslim Congressman Glenn Beck said: With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let’s cut and run." And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working […]

  • Joanie Loves Qa-Qi

    Andy: Well another year and we didn’t study Buddhism. Ron: Do you want to do that for 2007? Andy: Yeah. I just feel like I need some sort of spiritual practice. I need to get my qi flowing. Ron: What about your cha? Andy: What? Ron: The opposite of qi is cha. Andy: No honey, […]

  • OJ Simpson: If I Killed Jon-Benet Ramsey, Here's How Michael Jackson and I Did It

    Do you ever wonder what tabloid story would make editors expire into a frenzy?

  • Rahm Emanuel on the Democrats

    Snippet from the profile from Sunday’s Trib: "You’ve got to have a thirst for winning," he said. "You know what our party thinks? `We’re good people with good ideas. That’s just enough, isn’t it?’ Being tough enough, mean enough and vicious enough is just not what they want. . . . They just want to […]

  • Nancy Pelosi's Pantsuit

    Because obviously a woman in power must be reduced to her costume.

  • Center for Constitutional Rights Files Briefing to Investigate Donald Rumsfeld for War Crimes

    Rummy better stay stateside: The complaint is being filed under the Code of Crimes against International Law (CCIL), enacted by Germany in compliance with the Rome Statute creating the International Criminal Court in 2002, which Germany ratified. The CCIL provides for “universal jurisdiction” for war crimes, crimes of genocide and crimes against humanity. It enables […]

  • Andy Wins a Bloggie (Just Not This Andy)

    Congrats to Andy over a Towleroad for winning ‘Best Personality.’ Also congrats to Ethan, Fausto and Marc, and Jocko as well as the rest of the winners. And of course to Queerclick for sponsoring the awards. On perusal of winner and nominees, it looks like I need to spruce up my blog with more torsos […]