Andymatic

Month: January 2004

  • Chickenables

    Ron and I went to the grocery late last night and got vegetables and such – including chicken nuggets. I had giggled a lot at Marge Simpson calling her kids’s TV dinners ‘Dinnerables’ so I pronounced our fried chicken nuggets, Chickenables. Had that and green beans and warm rice pudding. I seem to be addicted […]

  • Who Should I Vote For?

    PresidentMatch.com has a quick little survey that will tell you who you should vote for. I ended up with 100% Kucinich (84% Dean) and for George W. Bush – a paltry 9%. And come on – can you really count Bush’s stint in the National Guard (plus the ensuing AWOL) as military service? Military service […]

  • Toyz

    My copy of Missy Elliot’s This is Not a Test! came in from an Amazon seller – had to wait a little longer than I’d want – but it was used and cheaper – even with shipping. Anyway – I haven’t laughed out loud at a song in a long time but her paean to […]

  • Cellphones and Sex Slaves

    I told her that she had to choose her cellphone or her freedom, and she ran back to her tiny room in the brothel and locked the door. With Srey Mom sobbing in her room and refusing to be freed without her cellphone, the other prostitutes ? her closest friends ? began pleading with her […]

  • 50 Lies in the State of the Union Address

    Keith is doing lie-tracker on last night’s State of the Union address. I just find it unbearable to watch him and wished that Ted Kennedy would just let loose and attack him.

  • John Kerry Looks Like Herman Munster

    I was trying to figure out what I find so revolting about John Kerry’s visage. Google of course helped me out. “John Kerry looks like like his face is slowly sliding off his skull” like Bert from Bert and Ernie” like one of the haunted trees in Wizard of Oz“ like a bassett hound“ like […]

  • Civet Cats Are Not Really Cats

    Glad I got that off my chest. And before any Americans get high and mighty about livestock testing keep in mind that we test a handful of cattle each year for Mad Cow disease where in Japan they test 100% and I think the amount in the U. K. was upwards of 60%. We pump […]

  • My Wispy Lispy Obnoxious Fianc

    Fox producers: go one better – have the cute conservative guy come home to his family to announce to his family that A) he is a homosexual and B) he has a husband and wants them to attend a joining ceremony. And the fianc

  • [st] ? [?t]

    I am here to tell you tonight that storms is not pronounced shtorms strength is not prononuced shtrayngth strap is not prononuced shtrap and straight is not prononuced shtrayt I don’t understand why newcasters continue on weakening their vocal delivery with such gross inaccuracies. I thought they were taught the General American dialect – which […]

  • Martin Luther King: Terrorist

    [Today] King would not have the opportunity to engage in repeated nonviolent civil disobediences. Media would be quickly bored by the spectacles; a nation accustomed to police violence against protesters yawns at the tanks, rubber bullets, chemical weapons, and “preventative” arrests now commonly used against those who employ the same tactics King himself once used. […]