Month: September 2002

From Craigslist: Hi, I?m a sexy, voluptuous caucasian futon mattress. I’ve got a little extra padding in just the right places. I?m sick of being clean and pure. I want to be pounded. I want owners who will get it on hot and heavy several times a week, right on top of me. I want […]

Trying desperately to stay awake. The visit home to Meet the Parents went well – mom and dad seemed to like Ron and he had a good time listening to all of their stories and looking at all of my baby pictures. I moved in this past weekend. The move went swiftly – about 2 […]