Month: February 2001

Alright Heather I’ll blog! 🙂 (she’s concerned her little brother hasn’t blogged – so this one’s a doozy) Quote from a female friend who shall remain anonymous: I don’t want a hand. I don’t want a vibrator. I want a cock in my hole! Rehearsals are going well. Gave a pep talk last night to […]

Raccoon eyes are ebbing. I’m sitting here on the phone waiting for Gateway Tech Support to answer the fucking phone. C_____’s modem isn’t even picking up the phone to see if there’s a dial tone. This is such complete bullshit. I want to tell her to just go buy a Dell machine and be done […]

Had a good workout this morning – although got to work very late since I laid in bed having sex fantasies before getting up to get on the train. All the work I did on C_____’s laptop last week was promptly negated when Gateway restored her system back to 2/15/01. I’m livid. Now I have […]

Once again, hubris gets me in trouble. I decided to go to the Tammy Salon – my new name for the fake bake after being misheard due to my crappy diction – and get in the escape pod (stand up booth) again. I’d gone on Thursday for six minutes and it didn’t do a damn […]

Nick is catsitting for the next few months a tomcat named Mr. Peepers me: You better add that net watch me: to your machine me: in case Mr. Peepers is cruising gay.com while you’re away. Mr. Peepers is a gay homosexual. me: ‘hairy boikitty seeking hot ramrod. claws okay. me: ; me: ‘ n: omg […]

I always seem to get so much more done when I go clubbing solo. Went to Roscoe’s and played smart boy wearing my glasses and drinking a brewski. Dan was there. Saw Ferdinand as well and (another) Dan – the Cambodian guy I dated last spring – he was an ex-gymnast and a total sweetheart […]

Rehearsal last night rocked. Bruises makes us all ashamed to be actors – it’s wonderful. After the sledgehammer bludegoning sequcnce, the three girls watch on as Jessi crawls across the floor wailing in pain. So hard to watch. Ah, viscera. The play ends. I say: ‘Let’s take a break.’ And we all slowly leave the […]

I need to remember this day. Today is when another part of my soul died. Another few minutes of my precious life was drained and tossed down the bunghole of television when I found myself watching the Celebrity Profile of Mary Kate and Ashley.

How sweet – Jon K mentioned Nick and I in his blog from last weekend. Cheers to you Jon K you crazy tramp! Oh yeah. I forgot to mention I’m free-balling today. No, Brigitte, not free-basing. I forgot to bring underwear to wear after my workout. So I’m footloose and fancy free. I also forgot […]

Thank you Jesus Christ. I went an bought a serial to USB adapter and now the Palm IIIxe syncs with C_____’s laptop. I had to go to CompUSA and the Sony Vaios were staring me down. I had to leave – it was like in The Shining when Danny encounters the twins – Andy, you […]