Month: January 2001

Got a haircut this morning before my doc’s appointment. My tonsillectomy is going to be after the first weekend of my shows. I wanted it as soon as possible. That gives me a week to heal and I can be at the plays on the next weekend – just probalby won’t be talking. I’ll wear […]

Yeah – okay so Britney cursed. The best part is it was recorded – so being the webwhore I am I went to Napster and typed in ‘Britney cursing’ and low and behold I had an audio file wherein I got to hear that when the lights aren’t on she’s still Looziana trailer trash.

The Onion: Least-Used Exclamations During Sex

Top Unpublished Frequently Asked Questions: Your products suck. Did you know that? I’m doing a class project on “environmental rape.” Who can I talk to at your company? I have cancer from smoking. Will you be paying me directly, or do I still need to sue you? NETIZEN FEARS HACKERS WILL STEAL HIS VISA CARD […]

from SatireWire: WILL “INTERNET TWINS” SCANDAL HURT ONLINE BABY SALES? According to a new study, the scandal surrounding American twins sold and resold by an Internet adoption agency, or b-tailer, should not negatively impact online baby sales. Top b-tail frustrations: Baby arrived after holidays Wrong baby sent Accidentally clicked order button twice; got two babies

Last night we met with our graphic designer for our postcards and posters for the shows. Carolina has two cats she’s been taking care of for a friend that moved to New York five months ago. One of the cats was really fat and loved to be smacked on the tum. And I mean hit. […]

HugeDisk magazine asks what to do when you’re feeling unsexy: I set the alarm about thirty minutes early and spend that extra half hour masturbating. It makes me feel attractive and helps me get through the day. There’s a gay guy at work who I think might be a bit attracted to me. So every […]

From: E_____ To: Andy Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…………Yes I know that J____. We met on the Yahoo personals. I would write to him and he would write back with really short answers hinting that we should get together. So finally we spoke on the phone because I was getting […]

Brigitte: “I’m craving salty fatty meat.”

me: I was telling my co-workers about Terry Gross decapitating kittens. They think I’m nuts. nick: LOL me: I fucking love Seinfeld. Elaine is my favorite. nick: www.TERRYGROSSDECAPITATINGKITTENS.com me: YES YES YES nick: i can still picture yu doing the turning of the kittens neck nick: snap! me: the best is the little ‘meow’ me: […]