Month: December 2000

The Onion: What Are Our New Year’s Resolutions?

Robert Downey, Jr.’s Prison Diary: Got my ass beat today by a Mexican guy that didn’t like that I had “cheated on Marissa Tormei in Only You.” I tried to explain that it was just a character, I got my ass beat again, NO ONE here has seen Chaplin!

from Camworld and MaximOnline: The story of Curious George (W. Bush)

I finally gave in. Here’s my picture on amihotornot.com. I do think it is one of the hottest pictures taken of me, shows off the shoulders, arms and the eyes… and since it is in black and white it makes me skin tone look a little darker.

Imagine the morning yoga routines: Madonna and new husband Guy Ritchie are said to be honeymooning with rock star Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, the friends who introduced them.

It won’t last: Gary Coleman: “I’ve come up with the policy that, come 2001, I’ll answer no more questions [about Dif’rent Strokes]. We’re in the 21st century here,” he said. The 32-year-old actor, whose next movie is “The Flunky” with Dean Stockwell, does not even watch much television anymore. Instead, the sometime security guard occupies […]

From : Andy To: ______ What is the ‘open relationship’ bullshit anyway? I think it’s just a crock of shit so you don’t have to be alone on the weekends. You’re boyfriends but it is open… to what? for what reason? till when? That just points out that things aren’t satisfying but the guys’re too […]

From: Andy To: ______ Tee-hee… I know my parents are a little distraught that their kiddies aren’t progeny-ing. We’re 2 of the three single grandkids left of the original 17. The other is our demure, mousy cousin Maria who still thinks people are well-meaning do-gooders (still waiting for her fall from grace). I dunno – […]

I downloaded Living Colour’s Cult of Personality last week. It is my new favorite song to lip-sync. I imagine myself onstage wearing just leather pants and boots and wailing into a mic: Look in my eyes! What do you see? and I am the cult of I am the cult of I am cult of […]

So of course as soon as I swear off guys for the remained of 2000 I am instantly hit with three new interests in under 6 hours. Don’t ask. And they were all latino men. I should go be a celebrity in Asia or Central America. I guess I have the good little white guy […]