Month: November 2000

  • Microsoft Hacker Still A Mystery;

    Microsoft Hacker Still A Mystery; Sun Releases Sun Office, Sun 2000

  • Droplift Guide: I love this

    Droplift Guide: I love this kind of subversive shit.

  • MyColdCalls.com: Instead of getting these

    MyColdCalls.com: Instead of getting these cold calls at all hours, I can call a real telemarketer on my time, when I want to. And as long as I make at least 10 calls a month, or buy from at least five telemarketers a month, MyColdCalls will keep my name off of telemarketing lists. So long […]

  • Man Continually Logs On/Off ObsessiveCompulsive.com:

    Man Continually Logs On/Off ObsessiveCompulsive.com: “When he clicks, he is sent back to the site, where he’s automatically logged on.” Pratt explained. “It’s really terrific. We can get, like, 12 million page views a day from just one guy.”

  • from FilthyCritic.com: Saying Little Nicky

    from FilthyCritic.com: Saying Little Nicky is the worst Adam Sandler movie yet would be like comparing piles of shit and picking one as the stinkiest. While I’m sure Sandler’s fans love to do this, I’ve got better things to do, like get alcohol poisoning or jab a rusty nail into my foot…. On earth, Sandler […]

  • from Michael Moore: Dear Governor

    from Michael Moore: Dear Governor and President-in-Waiting Bush: This has to be the first time in our history that a candidate who is losing BOTH the popular vote AND the electoral vote insists on being anointed President of the United States. I can understand why you expect this title to be yours. You have spent […]

  • tuesday, november 14

    from Mr. Cranky: I would laugh at the idea of Adam Sandler affecting a speech impediment for a role — if it just weren’t so sad. Doesn’t Sandler have enough trouble delivering his lines in a fashion beyond that of a kindergarten play, without having his mouth scrunched up in some abnormal position? “Little Nicky” […]

  • friday, november 10

    How To Start Producing Tracks For Under $100

  • wednesday, november 8

    From: _____ A night or two after George Sr. got the Republican N******nation in ’88 I had just returned to Chicago – (I was thin! But of course still smoking), anyway, I’m at an opening – boutique I think, walked in the door and the place was a buzz – George Sr. had just arranged […]

  • from Davenetics:On this election day,

    from Davenetics: On this election day, in the spirit of full disclosure about my past (and this newsletter is read by my rabbi, my shrink and my mom), I must admit that during my younger days, I did go on something of a drug and alcohol induced bender. But I swear, it is almost over… […]