Karen and I were jabbering on the phone last night and she said the word ‘penis wrinkle.’ Needless to say we both started giggling like idiot savants. So of course I looked to see if the domain was taken. Sure enough: peniswrinkle.com as well as another phrase that brought us a tither of titters: pantysniffer.com.
funny spam from Brigitte:
One of the funniest “most-embarrassing-moment” stories I’ve come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word “Tampax” for “THUMBTACKS.” “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?”
“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” (Governor, almost President George W. Bush, Jr.)
Richard and I are no longer dating. More later.
I want you to know that I learned two very important lessons from my uncle and his attic o’ porn: Nothing is shocking or creepy, as it’s all been done before, and 9 out of every ten pictures of naked ladies involves high-heels and a step ladder.
This guy is using Quake as a spiritual game.
MB: So in high schools across the country, there’s kind of this stereotype of the cheerleader as . . . as . . . uh, I don’t know how to put this correctly . . .
Rose: A promiscuous, popularity-crazed sex symbol.
MB: Right, a promiscuous, licentious sexual sex symbol. Do you feel the Christian Cheerleaders of America is combating this stereotype?
Rose: Yes, and of course that is a totally incorrect stereotype anyway.
MB: I don’t know. I mean, I’ve met some pretty sex symbol-like cheerleaders in my day.
Rose: That’s unfortunate.
MB: Would you ever, like, consider taking one of the girls’ pompoms and painting it green, and then setting it on fire so it would be like the Burning Bush or something?
Rose: No. We’re not extremists.
Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes: “The Cover Girl mascara they ground into my right eye is 10 times better than the Max Factor Midnight Thicklash that was ground into my left,” said LR-4427, speaking from immobilization cage 39B.