Month: November 2000

Karen and I were jabbering on the phone last night and she said the word ‘penis wrinkle.’ Needless to say we both started giggling like idiot savants. So of course I looked to see if the domain was taken. Sure enough: peniswrinkle.com as well as another phrase that brought us a tither of titters: pantysniffer.com.

funny spam from Brigitte: One of the funniest “most-embarrassing-moment” stories I’ve come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker […]

Richard and I are no longer dating. More later.

from thingsihate.org: I want you to know that I learned two very important lessons from my uncle and his attic o’ porn: Nothing is shocking or creepy, as it’s all been done before, and 9 out of every ten pictures of naked ladies involves high-heels and a step ladder.

This guy is using Quake as a spiritual game.

Disinfo.com on Christian Cheerleaders of America: MB: So in high schools across the country, there’s kind of this stereotype of the cheerleader as . . . as . . . uh, I don’t know how to put this correctly . . . Rose: A promiscuous, popularity-crazed sex symbol. MB: Right, a promiscuous, licentious sexual sex […]

From TheOnion.com: Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes: “The Cover Girl mascara they ground into my right eye is 10 times better than the Max Factor Midnight Thicklash that was ground into my left,” said LR-4427, speaking from immobilization cage 39B.

It’s all about the he said/she said: She says: Do I look fat in this dress?She means: We haven’t had a fight in a while. He says: I don’t know if I like her.He means: She won’t blow me.

Animations scanned from Post-It note flipbooks.

Two nights ago I went to see Gladiator with Nick at the Imax. It was a pretty good movie. Incredible technical achievement. The plot was just too simple for such an epic. And you know the big hairy daddies LOVE that film – they’re all about Russel Crowe – I will say I admire his […]