Month: October 2000

Baby Conceived to Provide Cell Transplant for His Dying Sister

To : AndyFrom: ________Subject: Cooter Why is it that all my insane stories must involve a period, mine or someone else’s? So I am full fledged bleeding 10 days early and I have nothing here. I tried the machines at the gym and received nothing. Fine, I’ll get one from the machine at the hotel. […]

A friend of a friend’s parents accepted his gayness and let him come live at home. Except it was a trap. They’ve now taken over his life and the guy is near suicide. Here was my diagnosis of what the guy should do: While I was working out today I meditated on _____’s situation… here’s […]

Derek Jacobi reads the latest Anne Rice.

Just got back from open registration at S_____ talent agency. I was such a basketcase! I took a whole Xanax before I left and I was still nervous. Christ! Me and my anxieties… anyway they took all the headshots I have and I have to go back and give ’em some more tomorrow. The lady […]

The salmon was good. Erik and I watched ‘America’s Sexiest Bachelors’ and tried to discern the closet cases. You know if a guy wears YMLA or Body Body stretchy shirts he’s on the other side of the fence. Very interesting to notice the blatant meat-market motif. The questions they asked the guys were incredibly slanted […]

While I’m dishing out recipes – here’s the salmon I cooked tonight from www.AllRecipes.com: Garlic Salmon A large salmon filet, steamed in foil and cooked either in the oven or barbecue. It’s seasoned with minced garlic, fresh baby dill, lemon slices, fresh ground pepper and green onions. Prep Time: approx. 15 Minutes. Cook Time: approx. […]