Andymatic

Month: September 2000

  • AIDS meet Charlie Sheen: ‘The

    AIDS meet Charlie Sheen: ‘The Machine’ says he’s bedded 5K women in his life.

  • ‘Don't go getting your hopes

    ‘Don’t go getting your hopes up just yet. Alec Baldwin says he never said he’d leave the country if George W. Bush wins, as was widely reported, and his wife, Kim Basinger, never said he said it.’

  • Universal Studios evidently jilted The

    Universal Studios evidently jilted The Chipmunks Theodore: Thanks. We like to think of our songs as interpretations. Interpretations. [Interviewer:] I like that. You know, I used to make my own interpretations by holding down fast-forward. [An awkward silence follows. Theodore closes his eyes, and appears to count backward from 10.]

  • This is a fun little

    This is a fun little mindfuck.

  • The Seven Habits of Effective

    The Seven Habits of Effective Web Sites from Webreference I’d like you to perform a simple exercise: Compare a few Web sites that are designed internally, by the same people who run them and expect to get results from them (examples: WebReference.com, Yahoo, Google) and others that have been outsourced to Web design firms or […]

  • This is a No Interracial

    This is a No Interracial Gay Sex Zone.

  • Hawaiian Headbanger from Pigdog: Add

    Hawaiian Headbanger from Pigdog: Add a splash of Pina Colada mix. Stir. If you did it right, you now have a mixture that’s almost half rum, tastes like coconut fruit punch, and looks like blood mixed with water and milk. Run around and pour into everyone’s glass, whether their glass is empty or not. Guzzle […]

  • That's why my parents are

    That’s why my parents are so bitter: The average salary for a teacher in the United States is $39,347.

  • wednesday, september 20

    Okay this is why I fucking hate Microsoft – I downloaded the upgrade to Internet Exploiter 5.5. It got rid of all of my Links channels and added all the pre-fab ones. This really infuriates me that they have to keep trying to infiltrate my desktop with all of there bullshit. Fuck that.

  • from Disco by Albert Goldman:

    from Disco by Albert Goldman: Everybody sees himself as a star today. This is both a cliche and a profound truth. Thousands of young men and women have the looks, the clothes, the hairstyling, the drugs, the personal magnetism, the self-confidence, and the history of conquest that proclaim a star. The one thing they lack […]